Warning for minors not to read this novel. There’s a lot of nsfw, and I probably won’t be able to conceal a lot of the nsfw bc I, personally, will forget which to conceal and which not to. Like, this novel is reportedly fluffy but also nsfw. Just to be safe, read this in your room alone in the dark pretending to sleep. (Ruru: Choking at the last line LOL)
Once Shu Jintian woke up, he discovered that he was still being hugged by Shu Hanyu. He had remained in this posture for a long time, and his body felt incredibly sore. Ow, his neck also seemed to have become stiff too.
Shu Jintian nestled in the man’s embrace and carefully twisted his neck. How stiff…
There was a furry thing against Shu Hanyu’s chest. He restlessly shifted back and forth, scratching that ticklish place.
Opening his eyes, he saw that his female was obediently against his chest and pitifully rotating his neck. He seemed very uncomfortable.
When Shu Jintian saw that Shu Hanyu had woken up, he became extremely regretful. If he had known earlier, he wouldn’t have dared to move even if he felt stiff!
The cool hand stroked his neck, then forcefully kneaded it!
“Ah!” Shu Jintian screamed like a dying pig.
“It hurts so much! Are you trying to murder me ah?!”
Even a stiff neck didn’t hurt that much, okay? His neck felt like it was about to snap.
Hearing the female scream, Shu Hanyu immediately stopped his motions. He saw Shu Jintian’s seemingly normal complexion despite his twisted expression, and let out a sigh in his heart. Females really were frail creatures. He then looked at the place where he had kneaded the female; it had swelled into a large, red patch.
Somewhat apologetic, Shu Hanyu touched the place he had kneaded red, then placed his hands on the female’s shoulders and massaged them. This time, he had significantly lowered his strength.
Shu Jintian was feeling very uneasy being massaged, and was extremely nervous that this person would again cause him pain if he had a moment of carelessness.
“No need no need, it’s nothing, I’ll be fine once I move about.”
In any case, the big snake had already woken up, so Shu Jintian was also released to move around.
His stark naked skin rubbed against Shu Hanyu’s body, which was bare as well, and there was an indescribable sense of intimacy.
A snake’s skin was great, smooth like a round pebble, so smooth that there weren’t any pores… Ah, his skin is truly enviable.
However, on second thought, Shu Jintian shuddered with fear from head to toe when he recalled that he was touching a snake, and goosebumps appeared all over.
He had always been afraid of snakes since he was young. He was too scared to even walk where a snake had crawled past, and was afraid of being infected by even the slightest scent of a snake.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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Ah? The day was still bright, but it seemed that he had been sleeping for a long time ah, he even had a stiff neck.
There was something wrong with the time here! When he thought about it, it had been noon when he had transmigrated. Then, he had walked for about three to four hours before he met the beast. At least four hours had passed before he fainted.
Yet at that time, the sun seemed to have not leaned to the west much and looked like it was still noon.
Moreover, from yesterday to today, after fainting and sleeping, he had already slept three times so about a day would have passed. It was either he had slept too long and directly skipped over an entire day, or the day here was different than his original time. Perhaps the length of a day here was different from his original world, and most likely a lot longer.
The back of his hairs rose from being stared at, and Shu Jintian turned his head back.
“I say, laoxiong, what are you looking at me for? Whatever I have, you have as well.”
While speaking, Shu Jintian had even provocatively looked at Shu Hanyu’s lower parts. He himself had a very impressive capital. The women he had slept with, even if they had started out pure, would become □□ in bed and moan nonstop.
Shu Hanyu did not avoid him either. Seeing the female’s eyes openly gaze at his reproductive organs, he had even cooperatively spread open his legs, allowing him to look even more clearly.
Shu Jintian suddenly froze, his pupils instantly enlarging.
My god, what was that? Shu Hanyu had a human form draped over, but his genitals were strange. Two pink balls were normal, but what were those two pale things? The pale penises looked inconceivable, they were twice the length of a normal human. If he wanted to enter a female’s that part, wouldn’t it just pierce through? Perhaps female snakes weren’t the same and might be able to support this freaky length ba!
The tip of the two things were covered with barbs, and looked terrifying.
Shu Jintian swallowed his saliva, picked up the comforter on the floor and wrapped himself up. I won’t compete with a monster’s abnormality!
Shu Hanyu stood up, picked up the yun fruit on the floor and passed it to Shu Jintian. After sleeping this long, he was probably hungry ba!
“Eat!”
Shu Jintian looked at it, his expression somewhat wary. A hand held the comforter together and slowly accepted the fruit Shu Hanyu extended to him.
Shu Jintian smiled, and gently said, “Eat.”
Shu Jintian suddenly threw the fruit out of the cavern forcefully, contradicting him fearlessly.
“Eat your fucking ass!”
Really treating laozi as a pushover, kneading him into whatever. What on earth was his motive behind giving him this poisoned fruit?
Shu Hanyu unexpectedly didn’t use violence at him, merely staring at him dumbly. He watched as the female stubbornly glared at him despite his slightly trembling body. Was he very scared of him?
Was the female unwilling to birth his snake eggs? Yesterday he had taken the initiative to pick yun fruits and even ate it up in one go. Why did he now… no longer want to eat it? Was he dissatisfied with him? Was it because he was violent with him just now?
Shu Hanyu’s heart was a little pained. Females truly weren’t easy to understand. At that time, he had also only been impatient for a moment and hadn’t thought that the female would be so weak to the point of being sent flying with such a light push.
Shu Hanyu reached out and touched Shu Jintian’s head.
Shu Jintian shrunk backwards, and seeing that the man had no intention of hitting him, sighed a breath of relief.
Just now he had provoked him, and even thought this ruthless person wanted to beat him up again ne!
“You… go out?” Shu Hanyu went closer to Shu Jintian and softly spoke by his ear.
Shu Hanyu’s meaning was ‘Do you want to go out?’
Seeing the female turn his head to give him a suspicious gaze, Shu Hanyu pointed a finger at the cavern’s exterior, and opened his mouth once more.
“Go out?”
Shu Jintian’s heart became excited and he pressed, “You’re willing to let me go?”
Shu Hanyu tilted his head, unable to understand the female’s words. He also did not waste time, picking the female up and crawling out of the cave.
With Shu Hanyu’s help, Shu Jintian powerlessly climbed out of the cage that had imprisoned him, but his heart still held some disbelief. Was the big snake really about to let him go? How sudden!
Shu Hanyu let go of the female. Under the female’s unsure gaze, he pointed at the bush at the side. There lied his washed-clean clothes.
Shu Jintian saw that his clothes had been neatly spread out on the top of the bushes, and the pants taken off yesterday were also on the neighbouring bush.
It wasn’t hard to discern that the big snake was very attentive when placing the clothes on the bushes. Even the corners of the shirt had been pulled neat and tidily.
Shu Hanyu gathered his clothes and put them on. Under the hot weather, his clothes had already dried completely, and he could smell a sunny scent; how comforting.
If he took a bath and wore these clothes that had been sunned, it simply would have been a decadent pleasure. However, he still didn’t have the mood to enjoy life with the beast right in front of him. It was better if he waited until Shu Hanyu let him go, then go take a comfortable river bath under the sunlight ba!
Shu Jintian put on his clothes then looked at the still-naked Shu Hanyu.
“Ai! Then I’ll go first! The green mountains don’t change and clear waters will always flow; we’ll meet again at a future time!”
With that, Shu Jintian cupped a fist in the other towards Shu Hanyu, and strided away from Shu Hanyu.
When Shu Hanyu saw that the female wanted to leave, he instantly arrived at Shu Jintian’s side and his hand caught Shu Jintian’s wrist forcefully, bringing him into the deep forest.
“You! What now?”
Shu Hanyu coldly said, “You, mine.”
“Tch! I even thought you’d let me go ne. To be honest, what’s the use of keeping me? Aside from wasting food and energy, what can I do? Oh, that’s right, you’re a cold-blooded animal. During winter, I can probably warm your body. However, I’ll probably freeze to death before you at that time. I think it’s still better if you let me go ba, since I’m completely worthless to you. I’m not a female snake either, and can’t lay any eggs!”
Hearing the female’s chattering, Shu Hanyu was in a pretty good mood and quirked his lips in contentment. Suddenly, he heard the female cry out in fear and realised he had unexpectedly forgotten his form and unconsciously turned into his snake form.
However, it was no bother. Shu Hanyu used his snake tail to wrap around the female and hurried to find something for the female to eat. Yesterday he had eaten the beast the female had killed and would not need to eat for the next few days. He only had to concentrate on feeding the female to his fill.
Being wrapped up by a snake was unbearable. It had clearly been a person pulling him along just then, yet he suddenly turned into a huge python when he wasn’t paying attention and wrapped around him. Motherfucker, did it have to be such a thriller ah?!
“Hey, I say, snake laoxiong, you don’t need to wrap me up like this. Isn’t it okay for me to obediently walk with you?”
Shu Hanyu opened his mouth slightly, revealing long and sharp white teeth, and spat out his forked tongue to let out hisses.
Shu Jintian swallowed his saliva and stopped talking. I know your teeth are white, no need to purposefully show it off, thank you!
Coiled around Shu Jintian, the large snake quickly slithered along the floor and the scenery on either side of him rapidly fell back, becoming streaks of blurred figures.
Shu Jintian adjusted into a comfortable position, hugging the large snake’s cool body. He suddenly had a great urge to be playful and started singing a song.
“I have a large python ah I’ve never rode, one day I was carried away by a whim to ride him to a fair. I held a small lash in my hand and I whipped really proudly, ‘hulu’, the snake’s tail broke off with a ‘hualalalalala’. Haha… I have a large python ah…”
Shu Hanyu listened to the female singing happily and his heart grew even more joyful. The swaying of his body also unwittingly followed the female’s beat and glide ah glided with a rhythm, all the way to the side of a waterfall.
Baobao Notes
I try to figure out censors when I can, but this novel is p nsfw and naturally would find it hard to pass jjwxc’s censorship.
I’m sorry but Shu Jintian’s reaction when he saw Shu Hanyu’s dick 💀
My reaction when i imagine it 🙀🙀🙀
I’m guessing it is because our ML has Two dicks with accessories on the end?
Fortunately I have read Devil’s Origin (BL with a LOT of smut) and have a little understanding of the serpentine monster/beastman anatomy. Hopefully the Author did their research about those barbs!
😄
Wow… really?so can you give recommended BL with a lot smut? Please..🙏
Hilarious and I’m scared for him!
I wonder how long it’ll be until Shu Hanyu realised that MC doesn’t know what the yun fruit does…
I can’t wait for that— I can imagine he’d be pretty sad? XD
Who knew this story would be foolish at the end of this chapter? Hahaha..
Thank you for the update ❤️
[Shu Jintian listened to the female singing happily and his heart grew even more joyful.]
It should be Shu Hanyu
But seriously, I find it hilarious how Shu Jintian can still ramble and hell, even sing in such a situation! I salute you, MC!
Thanks for the chapter! 🙂
““Ah!” Shu Jintian screamed like a dying pig .” Dying pigs sound like anime girls getting murdered but less cute. Minecraft does a good reenactment.
God, I had the “honor” in college to learn how the agg industry processes piglets and the moment someone picked them up they started screaming. Pigs take “Screaming your head off” literately, like no joke they can make your ears bleed and even make you go deaf with their screams. So when they say “Screams like a dying pig” they mean “Scream till your ears bleed” loud.
This broke my heart. They probably know what it means when they get picked up, so they cry out to their parents.
Great, I made myself sad 😔
When I say “Process” I mean they get their ears clipped, tails docked, and the males get castrated. They aren’t turned into food. (They’re too young to even become suckling pigs).
I also got to see a piglet with two left hooves on the same foot. It was interesting.
So I just revisited the nightmarish memories of those social science documentaries for no reason??
Well, glad those piglets are okay.
Thanks for the chapter! ^ ^
I love your pfp! Seems interesting (๑♡⌓♡๑)
Whaha Just imagine Hanyu wobbeling around in snake form to Jintian’s soundd lmao
RIP +1 ∩ω∩
Thanks for the chapter ~♡
Reads TL note
Me, reading this alone in my room at night in the dark when I probably should be sleeping:
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X2
Thanks for the chapter, thanks so much for translating and putting this novel up for us little readers to enjoy~ 💖😊
I loved his reaction to Shu Hanyu’s penis, the poor thing doesn’t even know he’s become Shu Hanyu’s female and in the future he’s gonna experience that monster for himself sooner or later haha. I also loved that little song at the end, it made me laugh. Poor little snake doesn’t even know his wifey is singing about whipping him and breaking his tail off. 😂😂I can’t wait for more and dont forget to s tay safe with the pandemic going around 👏🙏
Thank you for the chapter
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this novel and I seriously don’t care about it been a nsfw.
LOL the both of them have no ideia of what the other person is saying! Omg what a difficult relationship!
Thank you for the chapter !!
Hahaha… cant imagine a snake dancing 😂
How cute 💕
Oofff… wipes off sweat
Just started reading. Thank you.
MC is not to bright, is he? 😆. Singing to his (figurative) death.
Ever read/heard of NEVER MARRY A MAN WITH TWO TINTIN?
The males in the story also have two genitals HAHAHAHAXD
Thank you for translating this story<3
Thank you for the great translation ♥️♥️♥️
Well, that was cute….kind of. But I’M STILL MAD ABOUT THAT KICK! 😒
Does the original chinese novel have more S*x scenes than eng translation??
I think Baobao meant that the original novel itself had words that word censored to be able to pass publishing, I’m assuming because of China’s heavy censorship laws
Oh I just reread your comment, i probably didn’t answer your question :b
My mistake, sorry 🙏🏻
Just to be safe, read this in your room alone in the dark pretending to sleep.(just like what I always do😂😂)