AsteroidCh23.1 - Three-In-One (Part 1)

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Inside the cabin.

Under the encouragement of Xia Yue and Xia Xing, Xu Tangzhou could only agree to complete the command on Ling Che’s behalf. m0zduA

However, he could not answer the question given to Ling Che, so he had to let Ruby take out a new paper ball from the other box, which was quite the adventure this time.

Xu Tangzhou opened up the ball of paper and took a look: “……”

Chrysanthemum Garden.

Previously, in order to make the game more entertaining, they’ve all written down some peculiar and excessive instructions, so everyone would suffer from misfortune no matter what, because rather than getting mocked by others later on, it’s better to play it big and suffer altogether.

The camera was directed at Xu Tangzhou’s slip of paper, and his momentary dumbfounded expression was captured in it as well. ZvMAn4

“What is it?!” Xia Yue curiously snatched the piece of paper in Xu Tangzhou’s hand and snorted with laughter after having a clear look at it: “Please choose another to imitate the classic scene from the movie《Late Night Love Affair》 with you!!! Hahahahahahaha!”

《Late Night Love Affair》was the famous work that made a name for veteran actor Ye Zhifan twenty years ago. The reason why Ye Zhifan became a popular male god all stemmed from this seductive play in addition to his exquisite acting skills.

In the movie, because the character Ye Zhifan played, An Mu, got his two hands injured, he proceeds to unbutton his lover’s alluring clothes with his mouth one at a time under a dimly lit room.

That scene was lengthy and quiet, the silent performance of Ye Zhifan and the other male lead became a special stunt, despite it being regarded as a textbook classic.

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Everyone at present has watched the movie.

Back when Xu Tangzhou attended acting lessons, his teacher had also shown him many of Ye Zhifan’s works.

Lu Cheng’an couldn’t resist laughing at this sort of request: “Who was the one that wrote this?”

Mi Fei said: “It’s not me in any case.” J7Ylys

Xia Xing said: “Me neither!”

Xia Yue’s gaze flickered and thought of the only person who was not present at the scene: “Hahaha, if it isn’t us, then could it be God-Che!”

Xu Tangzhou: “……”

How would that be possible. UeHjwk

He lifelessly said: “I… wrote… it… myself…”

Everyone laughed, and someone even laughed until they pounded tables. Xu Tangzhou heavily banged his head onto the table and fully understood what self-inflicted misfortune meant.

You reap what you sow— So true!

Only God knows that he wrote this because he saw Mi Fei had written “choose a guest and use them as a pole to do a pole dance” next to him and got inspired! gQfrev

Everyone told him to not chicken out.

Xu Tangzhou was truly speechless.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

He swept a glance at the scene after looking up and Lu Cheng’an was the only one wearing undergarments.

If he’s willing to bet, then he has to accept defeat and live up to his words as promised. 4ESnmw

Xu Tangzhou turned a blind eye to their crazy laughter and said expressionlessly: “Senior Lu—“

The crowd’s laughter intensified, and even Mi Fei rocked his body back and forth.

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Lu Cheng’an’s expression changed slightly as he clutched his buttons: “Ah? Zhou Zhou, I am not quite a suitable candidate right? I already belong to somebody else!”

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Lu Cheng’an: “???”

Xu Tangzhou found comfort after seeing Lu Cheng’an in a bad mood and he faintly smiled: “I wished to receive permission to borrow Senior Lu’s undergarment and give it to Mi Fei for me to unbutton.”

Mi Fei was not only a beta but male as well, and it should be known that the only current human relationship not included is BO love, because the concept is niche to the point that it could be overlooked. A BO relationship has almost never occurred before, so Xu Tangzhou’s decision to choose Mi Fei was the safest approach. nMukJe

Lu Cheng’an breathed a sigh of relief and feigned sadness: “You hurt my pride, Zhou Zhou, I thought you had feelings for me.”

Xia Yue said: “Even if Zhou Zhou truly had any feelings, it’d be directed at God-Che ah! Senior Lu, how come you are so narcissistic!”

“Tsk!” Xia Xing sighed, “It wouldn’t be interesting at all if it wasn’t directed at Senior Lu!”

Sigh, they are filming a show after all, it’d do them no good by going too far, because there’d be a negative impact upon release. L4SFdo

Therefore, Lu Cheng’an had to take off his clothes and give them to Mi Fei. Fortunately, even if they didn’t get to see Senior Lu’s acting performance, it would not be counted as a loss to be able to see Senior Lu’s muscles. Lu Cheng’an was in his prime, and as soon as he revealed his robust body in an undershirt, he attracted the Xia Sisters’ whistling and applause.

No losses were suffered this round.

Mi Fei: “Hello, has anyone regarded my feelings? None of you are allowed to look!!”

Lu Cheng’an’s pheromones had the scent of orchids. 9br0lq

It’s not the faint type, and it’s uncertain which variety it belongs to, but in any case, the aroma is fragrant, and considered intoxicating.

Ling Che already sensed it before he walked through the entrance.

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What were they doing?

Alphas disliked each other’s pheromones, even if they were close friends, they can’t accept someone else’s pheromones occupying their own territory. In Ling Che’s opinion, this cabin is currently his own territory. 9eiYEg

But the situation inside the house made his expression become colder.

Mi Fei was leaning on the sofa, wearing a shirt from Lu Cheng’an above his original clothes.

Xu Tangzhou placed his hands behind his back and was planning to use his mouth to untie Mi Fei’s buttons amidst everyone’s applause.

Xu Tangzhou was a male, but he was still the most unique one in this room, regardless of gender or appearance. 0KaFUr

He bent in front of Mi Fei, with a soft side profile, and his drooping eyelashes were like a butterfly waiting to flap its wings.

“Unbutton it! Unbutton it!”

In the midst of the uproar, Xu Tangzhou added an extra line to his own play: ” XiaoMi-ge, don’t be afraid, it’s not as if I’m some sort of decent individual.

Mi Fei tightly clutched his collar and followed up: “Please! Don’t! Don’t spoil my innocence!” PZU53l

Xu Tangzhou was engrossed in the act: “Shh, don’t be nervous, relax your nerves a bit. Little Rice Brother, I will be very gentle to you oh.”

A few spectators at the side who were observing the fun made a dazed expression.

Xu Tangzhou lowered his head in full view of the public and opened his lips.

“What are you guys up to?” Ling Che appeared at the doorway. Dqj6JN

Xu Tangzhou: “……”

The room was silent for a moment, not knowing why God-Che looked even more grumpy after coming back, as if a single phone call had prompted him to become an entirely different person.

Lu Chengan went over the king’s command that needed to be completed this time.

Xu Tangzhou had already fully snapped back from the play and complained: “They are the ones who coerced me, saying that I have to be punished since you aren’t here, as the two of us are a group and should be in it together.” 1GVBd2

Ling Che looked at him with disapproval: “Then you agreed?”

Xu Tangzhou became speechless and was suddenly enlightened: “That’s right! Why should I agree?! No wonder I often feel incompatible with the world because of my generosity!”

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As soon as Ling Che returned, he swiftly regained the authority of this cabin.

His pheromone level was high enough that the orchid scent from Lu Cheng’an faded as soon as it met his. nlA1TR

Ling Che looked a bit grumpy as he returned to his former seat and sat down cross-legged, patting the seat next to him: “Come here.”

Xu Tangzhou knew that he was calling him.

However, why does this behavior look a little familiar, about the same as when he asked Ruby to come over?

Xia Yue interrupted: “No way! We haven’t finished the play yet!” GRSonH

Lu Cheng’an also added: “God-Che, why be such a party-pooper? You don’t want to see Zhou Zhou and Xiao Mi’s performance?”

Ling Che didn’t bother listening to their protest at all as he lazily retrieved the previous paper slip and picked up from where they had left off just now: “You asked me if《Asteroid》was written for my first love, right?”

By the looks of it, he was about to answer.

Everyone took advantage of his departure only to have Xu Tangzhou take his place instead. ZUjlSV

Xu Tangzhou obediently sat down next to Ling Che.

Out of the blue, Ling Che raised his hand and gently squeezed the back of his neck, Xu Tangzhou slightly trembled and his heart pounded wildly: What was this for?!

Ling Che’s behavior appeared to be nothing but only casual intimacy between close friends.

Only Xu Tangzhou knew that Ling Che seemed to be reminiscing about that temporary mark, because Ling Che’s fingers deliberately touched the bite marks under his collar. y KOMt

Xu Tangzhou’s mood, which he had calmed down with difficulty, became chaotic again, and his hands couldn’t help but form fists as he sweats slightly.

Will everyone find out that he begged Ling Che to give him a temporary mark?

All he could hear was Ling Che saying: “You guys can ask Xu Tangzhou this question.”

Xu Tangzhou: “!!!” vueKG0

The fuck?

In full view of the public, Ling Che narrowed his eyes slightly, and there was some unfathomable meaning inside of them that Xu Tangzhou was unable to understand, but his words were no different from before: “Zai-zai, you should be clear about who I wrote this song for.”

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

“That’s right,” Xia Xing got a little excited, “How could I forget! Zhou Zhou and Ling Che had such a close relationship and ought to know many of his secrets right!”

Xia Yue said: “Wait! God-Che, then the question arises, in the end do you have a better relationship with Zhou Zhou, or with Ying Chen?” kOdKb2

Ling Che fired a question back as if he had lost his memory: “Who the hell is Ying Chen?”

Ling Che’s expression remained unchanged amidst the laughter without any means of feeling sympathy for Ying Chen as he pulled the topic back on track and said to Xu Tangzhou: “Go ahead and tell them the answer. Don’t worry, as long as we satisfy them today, they won’t ask again tomorrow.”

Ling Che used a bit of force on the hand behind his neck, as if encouraging him.

The tips of those fingers were slightly cool, but they made Xu Tangzhou’s ears red. 0xeVHU

What the hell does he know?

If not for the camera, he would have wanted to glare at Ling Che: What is this fellow up to? Could it be that he despises the fact that they haven’t been exposed yet so far?

Everyone ganged up and pursued Xu Tangzhou for answers: “So was《Asteroid》written for his first love or not?”

Xu Tangzhou could only stiffen his scalp and reluctantly make up a paragraph: “Yes. However, the reason why Ling Che wrote this song was because he got dumped at the time. This is his sore spot, don’t mention it all the time. Otherwise, in the dead of night, he will hide in the quilt and sob.” eJdBD9

“For real?” The crowd had the urge to laugh.

Ling Che was non-committal, and looked as if he even wanted to continue listening.

“It’s true.” Xu Tangzhou sprouted nonsense with solemnity: “Because the quilt became severely dampened with tears, he wrote another song called《Drying Memories》. By the time he took the dry quilt back, he wrote《The Taste of Sunshine》after his mood had slightly stabilized. Once night time arrived, he felt very comfortable with the quilt covering him and wrote《Soft Night》followed by《Light》, a representation of him overcoming that dilemma when he finally put this sentimentality behind.”

All these song titles weren’t blindly made up by Xu Tangzhou, they were all Ling Che’s actual hit songs. Xu Tangzhou forcibly applied drama to the title of his songs, and strung them together to make up the history of the infatuated male god’s love relationship. NlPRZk

Laugher spilled over the scene, but Ling Che did not smile. Instead, in the increasingly enthusiastic atmosphere, he gently released his hand from Xu Tangzhou’s nape.

For some reason, Ling Che was silent for a second or two before saying, “That’s not it.”

Xu Tangzhou looked at him: “What?

Ling Che’s complexion was dark as he reached out his hand and ruffled Xu Tangzhou’s hair: “You were incorrect, it was not written when I got dumped.” 1QnzxE

Xu Tangzhou froze: “Ah?”

Ling Che stood up and said to the crowd: “Pardon me.”

Chrysanthemum Garden.

Disregarding everyone’s gazes, Ling Che left the living room just like that.

Each person sensed his dismay which was not directed at others, but rather at himself— Like an avalanche, happening out of nowhere. UJY AV

Edited by: Amanagawa & Huixuan

Translator's Note

Fictional btw

Translator's Note

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