Annoying Zhao GongziCh3 - After getting injured

Edited by: Akane, Kazu


Zhao Gongzi was injured again. His lawyer came and showed me his will again. His will told me to leave, again. NUVEL9

 

The first time, I was really touched. Then, the second and countless times after, I only felt that Zhao Gongzi was really annoying. Obviously, he knew that if I were to leave now, then I would definitely be forced into the position of being ungrateful. If he really was trying to be kind, he should bring up breaking up with me when nothing had happened, then I would absolutely leave without a single glance back. 

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 Zhao Gongzi, who was covered in bandages, coldly laughed. “Because Laozi just knows that you’d leave without looking back. If you have the guts, then leave now. Don’t say that I didn’t give you the chance.” 2yM7dk

I said, “Don’t push me.”

Zhao Gongzi howled, “Then go! After today my will expires! If you have the guts, then kill me before leaving! The house and money would all be yours! Take my money and house and go spend it on another man!”

I turned around and started walking away. When I got to the door, Old Master Zhao was just pushing open the door to come in. He smiled at me. 

 

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My heart was full of joy. 

 

Old Master Zhao slightly smiled as he asked, “What’s the matter?”

He didn’t smile often, but he was always all smiles in front of his son and his smile was very gentle. So unlike Zhao Gongzi; whenever Zhao Gongzi smiled, it always made me want to send him to the hospital to see a doctor.  I3d6DU

I said, “Xiao Long said that he wants soda, so I’m going to buy some for him.” 

Old Master Zhao was all smiles as he patted my shoulder. “Don’t spoil him all the time, see how he’s been spoiled to the state he is now.”

On the sickbed, Zhao Gongzi yelled, “Bullshit!”

I conscientiously said to Old Master Zhao, “It’s okay, he’s still a kid.” 89v2x3

Zhao Gongzi struggled to get out of bed. “Qiu Yixin, just wait until Laozi’s better! Laozi’s going to fucking kill you!”

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I’ll be the bigger person and let it go.

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Old Master Zhao is very handsome and charming. He’ll be turning 50 this year, and has some white hair which he doesn’t deliberately have dyed black, yet it gives him an even more distinct air, elevating him above the rest. Rumour has it that he was a trader when he was young, then he furiously took over the territory, and became a legend. 

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The main manor wasn’t a good place to recuperate, as the Old Master had numerous wives, sons, daughters, and grandchildren, making it an extremely lively place. 

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Zhao Gongzi was very irritated, and complained at me, “If it weren’t for the fact that you look like you can’t fucking do anything, then I would have an excuse not to come back here.”

I replied, “Uh huh, that’s right~. Back then the only reason you wanted to marry me was because you wanted an excuse to move out of here.”

Zhao Gongzi shouted, “I already said that that’s not it! Do you have a fucking problem?!”

I asked, “Then what was the reason, then?” ZrHvJB

Zhao Gongzi hollered, “You said that you wouldn’t settle for being married without the proper ceremonies! Fuck!”

 

In truth, at the time I was just trying to subtly reject him. I didn’t know that he’d misunderstand to this extent.

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“What are you two talking about?”

At the door was Zhao Gongzi’s youngest uncle. His youngest uncle was just older than him by three years and was a doctor. He was very dashing and sophisticated. 

Zhao Gongzi furiously and warily stared at me but addressed his youngest uncle while not looking away from me. “Yixin’s making a ruckus about getting married again,  not one bit reasonable.” CAJlzq

I don’t know who one bit is, but I do know that Zhao Long is fucking shameless.

 

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I smiled slightly and said, “The doctor said you hit your head and need rest, I’ll accompany Little Uncle.” 

Little Uncle smiled. “No need, I have some stuff to discuss with Brother-in-law. I heard that Xiao Long was home, so I came to take a look. It’s good that it’s nothing serious.” 1WnskJ

 

  

Little Uncle and the Old Master both come and go like the wind, and are most dashing. 

The day that Zhao Gongzi can be as sophisticated as them, then I could rest in peace.  ohPzuD

But I fear that I’ll die with grievances.

It will most likely be that I’ll die with grievances. 

I was very concerned about Zhao Gongzi’s future, and couldn’t help but sigh. 

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Zhao Gongzi once again misunderstood me, as always, and said, “I’m fine, half a month of bed rest and I’ll be all good.”

 

Half a month isn’t enough to save him.

I remained concerned.  B0sF6U

 

 

Zhao Gongzi said, “Are you fucking done? I already said I’m fine. Can you not make a face like I’m going to die already?”

I wasn’t going to lower myself to his level and decided to listen to some stand-up comedy on the radio.  V4ZtUl

 

Half an hour later, Zhao Gongzi hollered, “Laozi’s already like this, and you can still laugh?! Were you the one to get people to ambush me?!”

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Why would I go to the effort of ambushing him? I could just suffocate him with a pillow in the middle of the night.  taLB6y

 

 

Zhao Gongzi shouted at me for half an hour, before concluding the case with, “Before Little Uncle leaves, you’re not allowed to go downstairs!”

“What about eating?” I asked.  fduI6U

Zhao Gongzi yelled again, “Eat, eat, eat, every day it’s eating! You already eat so much but you still eat! I was almost fucking crushed by you!

 

Little Uncle passed by the open door and asked, “What was crushed?”

I replied, “Xiao Long said that when he was dodging bullets he accidentally crushed the stall of a street seller and that he was going to go and recompensate them later.”  HXFkUT

Little Uncle: “Oh.”

 

Today I really am annoyed at Zhao Gongzi as well. 


Rinrin: Zhao Long, you sap G0cZwU

Akane: Not a sexy ambush in the middle of the night but…assassination?! Hardcore people

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养=as in ‘keep’ or ‘support’

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屁=literally butt; kind of like saying bullshit/bull

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搞死你=while this is a pretty common insult, if you think of it in a double meaning way, then this also means to ‘fuck you to death’

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不与他一般计较=won’t lower myself to his level and argue

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In a frantic, fast way, not to mean he did it angry

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In a gang (similar to Italian mafia or Japanese Yakuza) overlord sort of way

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A pun/play on words, in Chinese, there is no ‘not’, so it sounds like Zhao Long said that a person named ‘one bit’ is being unreasonable, so Qiu Yixin said he didn’t know who one bit is (so it’s not him)

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相声=xiang sheng=type of traditional chinses comedy act quite like stand up comedy, though which has some props and structures that are particular to it

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squish and sprain, not actually crush, a certain body part by Yixin pressing down on it, yes, during sexy times (though if it was actually broken/crushed that would definitely be an unsexy thing)

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9 comments

  1. I am interested in becoming one of the handsome father’s many wives lol. I’ll be a sisterwife xD

    These two are so off lol. I can’t stop reading though >_<

    Thanks for the chapter <3