When an Alien is Bound to a World Saving SystemCh23.1 - Zombie world (15.1)

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What the black-haired youth didn’t expect was that this time, having learnt from its previous experience, System 2d14 was very modest and didn’t reveal the amount of points they had obtained. It simply wrote a post with a shocking title containing some words of encouragement towards itself and its host before contently going to sleep.

Salvation Alliance forum OunH90

1st floor: Wow~ This little zz comrade can even apply for a concurrent task?!

2nd floor: It appears that only SS rank gods or above can do that……

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3rd floor: The landlord must have received a great god’s invitation.

4th floor: Wow~ Newbies these days are so self-justified at clinging to the masters. vjzSRX

5th floor: It’s not like the lz asked you for an invitation. A young married couple did a concurrent task together. What is upstairs doing here making sarcastic remarks!

6th floor: Right! This is just the lz’s way of recording his growth.

7th floor: Agree with floor 5 and 6.

8th floor: Actually…… I also want to find a great god to love me. Crying a river~

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9th floor: Agree with upstairs. +1!

10th floor: +1

……

20th floor: Slanting the floor. Did the landlord put the decimal point in the wrong place? Shouldn’t it be 12.5%? bTgSzd

21st floor: Replying to upstairs. For a newcomer to be able to freeload 2% in a concurrent task is already a lot okay! How can it be 12.5%? It should be 1.25%.

……

50th floor: Calling the landlord to come and catch bugs.

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51ra oibbg: Ojcvibgv, sbe wlrrfv j vfmlwji qblca! Mlz atf alaif! TlSbIz

52nd floor: Eating melon~ Begging heaven to bestow me a great god! 1.25% is also at least 1000 points okay!

……

2 tbegr qjrrfv, yea atf gfrqbcrfr kfgf ralii iexfkjgw.

Vjinjalbc Ciiljcmf abkc 4pv7OE

System 099: [Lord Host, that newbie system zz2d14 has posted again……]

Leb Ol gjlrfv jc fsfygbk: “Yt? Qtja vlv la qbra?”

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System 099: [Uh…… the title is ‘Recording the first concurrent task of Lord Host and I — 125% contribution! We did it!’]

Leb Ol mbeiv rfcrf atf ragbcu vgjwj qgbnbxlcu jegj lc atlr alaif jcv lcrajcais ecvfgrabbv atf yijmx-tjlgfv sbeat’r lcafcalbcr! Lf tegglfvis erfv tlr mbcrmlbercfrr ab mtfmx atf gfrqbcrfr bo fnfgsbcf lc atf obgew…… jcv atfc rjk atja atfgf kfgf bcis rfnfgji vbhfc oibbgr bo mbwwfcar gfdefralcu atf ijcvibgv ab olz tlr asqb. Nwqb09

Huo Li was quite worried. There were still 5 hours before the host system would release all its data. He could use 099 to link with the internet and delete all the relevant data. He could even go against his own principles and make an exception to tamper with the memories of the inhabitants of two planets. However, he couldn’t alter the core computer logs of the saviour systems.

If this post can’t occupy the entire network when all the data is released, and if another saviour writes something related to Xiao Yi in the forum, then the people of the Interstellar Federation would very likely find traces leading to Xiao Yi when they look through the posts of B and C planet!

Hence, Huo Li said: “099, write an anonymous post.”

System 099: [Okay. Lord Host, what will the title be?] 6Z2BJR

Huo Li said in a low voice without changing his expression: “-25% contribution! — Great God Surnamed H has set a new low in his concurrent task!”

System 099: [What!!!]

Huo Li contemplated for a while and continued: “Hm, this isn’t shocking enough. Write another post: Shock! Great God Huo Li carried his boyfriend so fiercely! He actually got negative points!”

System 099, who was already scared to death: [Lord Host, are you okay? It’s just negative points…… Uh, do you need me to book you an appointment with a psychologist?] q9G1od

Huo Li, who was currently immersed in his own thoughts: “Hurry up and post. Write them according to what I just said. The contents must attract people; the jokes must be set up well. En…… use another account to post that Xiao Yi was wearing his pyjamas!”

System 099: […… Yes, Lord Host.]

5 minutes later, Salvation Alliance forum

100th floor: Has anyone looked at those two posts on the home page? Could it be that this building’s landlord didn’t make a typo? NRK41Z

101st floor: It can’t be!!!!

102nd floor: One is positive 125%, the other is negative 25%. Also, one is starting with zz, the other is surnamed H!

103rd floor: Oh my God! I seem to have discovered something incredible! Leaving my name before the fire comes!

…… 2TcA56

10,000th floor: Sightseeing group checking in~

10,001th floor: Eating melon~ So godly! Great God surnamed H was actually sucked by his little boyfriend! To! Negative! Points!

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10,002th floor: What exactly did Great God surnamed H do to his newbie little boyfriend such that the mission time would be extended by 25%?

10,003th floor: It is said that during the mission, that zz newbie was in his pyjamas the entire time~ qxHAye

10,004th floor: Oh? Upstairs is making me think of an indescribable scene……

10,005th floor: Indescribable…… And then Great God surnamed H was sucked dry! Ahahaha!

10,006th floor: Sucked dry! Worshipping the zz little newbie!

…… ZdAH3r

100,000th floor: I’m shocked by this little newbie’s impressive feat! Came here to worship!

100,001th floor: Worshipping the little newbie!

……

999,999th floor: Worshipping group checking in~ bogQ8k

C planet

The next day, a certain alien got up early from a good night’s sleep.

“2d14, how’s the forum post?”

System 2d14 directly opened the forum in the black-haired youth’s mind and they looked at it together. YVExU5

Then, one person and one system were shocked by the ‘sucked dry’, ‘pyjamas’, ‘worshipping newbie little boyfriend’, ‘indescribable’ and ‘surnamed H god’ key words occupying the forum home page. And 2d14’s encouraging record post stood at the top of the storm.

The black-haired youth’s face turned green: “2d14! I only told you to show off the contribution value! What kind of mess is this?! Who told you to say that I was in my pyjamas!”

System 2d14 felt very wronged: [Lord Host, I only wrote one post. I was also very modest and didn’t mention the points! The stuff about pyjamas wasn’t posted by me!]

The black-haired youth: “Altogether, there were only 2 people and 2 systems present. If it’s not you, then it could also be 099……” IRbe27

The youth suddenly paused. Could it be that it really was 099 who posted? Huo Li must have guessed his intentions, so…… Great God surnamed H didn’t hesitate to personally go into battle and bring up the hype!

Picturing the scene of Big Boss Huo Li and 099 earnestly staying up all night on the forum to create scandals and lead the flow of the network, a certain alien couldn’t help but shiver. Hating iron for not being steel, he said:

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“2d14, why is it that when you’re actually asked to create hype this time, you can’t do it?! You also made that hacked guy personally…… forget it!”

System 2d14: [Lord Host? Who are you talking about?] aAUlre

The black-haired youth: “……”

Translator's Note

Poster of the thread. Landlord

Translator's Note

Diverging the topic

Translator's Note

fix typos

Translator's Note

Like an observer eating popcorn and just watching the drama

Translator's Note

Leaving your name in the front row before a post becomes a hot topic, hoping to follow along and gain a little popularity

Translator's Note

不可描述 Internet buzzword used to refer to things that can’t be describe in a more detailed language due to censorship. Usually refers to dirty things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Translator's Note

Feeling resentful towards someone for not meeting their expectations

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11 comments

  1. Bahaha. God surnamed H is like…somehow every post we make needs the word boyfriend in it.

    Thanks for the great translation ♥️

  2. I’m not following God surnamed H’s thought process but yeah! he said boyfriend! Go get your mans~

    Thanks for the chapter~

  3. Yeah Xiao Yi, if you’re not a hack then nobody is X’DDDD

    Thanks for the chapter!!

  4. Haha surnamed H ah~ Aren’t your fantasies too wild? The little alien still thinks you are just bothersome!

    Thank you for the chapter~

  5. It’s nothing 2d14, just fight between old couple. Dude, why did this keyboard didn’t have kamoji? Suck. Suck dry. Pft, I’m thinking about some dirty stuff. Thx for the chapter~~ stay safe and healthy at home!

  6. Is it just me or do I have a bad impression on the ML. He’s ObStRuCtInG the MC!!! How dare he do this, I’m so annoyed for the MC. Taking the credit and giving out blame…..I don’t care if he uses love as an excuse. Love is supposed to be a bonus not a parasite..

    #annoyingML #PityMC. If this happened to me, I would beat the heck out of the ML, cause, bruh, if urge not gonna help then at least not obstruct.

    Really good novel and translation tho! Gonna continue reading and hating ML until it gets lovey dovey haha.

  7. I saw a couple people were confused, so here lemme explain why HL is hyping our MC on the forum: the main system is going to be forced to disclose info soon to people hunting down the escaped alien (MC), and MC wanted to distract people by associating himself with more benign rumors etc. and HL caught on and helped out. I hope I didn’t make it more confusing lmao